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While searching Amazon for deals under $5, I have noticed some, uhhh, really… *random* items (that are outlandishly overpriced)! So, I thought I'd share a few with you ~ so you can get a good jaw-drop, or get a good laugh. We would love to know what you think!
WOW… If anyone knows Joker's mom, tell her we finally found her pants... And they're ONLY $238! I think she will be very happy to match her son at the mother-and-son ball.
Anyone ever go to sleep at night and think, “I sure wish I had some silk PJ's at a reasonable price”? Well, these are not that. Check out how to score these Silky PJ's for a whopping $228! For that price, it would have to guarantee me 8 hours of sleep at night…
Ever wonder where all the Hawaiian aprons have gone? Well, we found them! Check out this dress for your next Aloha party ~ for under $480! Sorry, tickets to Hawaii are not included.
Anyone planning on hiding out anytime soon? We got you covered! Check out these Golden Goose Camouflage Shoes for the low price of $715! Not only will you be camouflaged, so will the money in your wallet.
Speaking of Camouflage I found you a jacket to go with those awesome shoes:
Lucky you – Lucky Brand just dropped the price on this Camouflage Jacket to under $90! I think they saw the Goose Camouflage shoes and just had to jump in on the theme.
Laura Ingalls' trunk went missing…. I think I know where all her dresses went! Check out this Saachi Dress for under $500. Who knew Laura's dresses would make a come back?!
We thought the Red Saddle Purse for the low price of $500 was a steal! (We know this purse didn't “fall off the truck”). Or, check out how you can score this Chanel purse for a whopping $5,150! I think my first car was less than that…
Not many things make me speechless, but this dress… well I have no words. So, for $267 you can wear this beaut and shut me up! (Laurie may just pay that – ha! ;))
Move over Elvis with your Blue Suede shoes…. We got black ones for the low price of $539!
Who knew Ugg made such beautiful slippers?! 😉 You can snag these beauts for the sale price of $43 ~ that's half off! You better run and snag them before Chewbacca beats you to it! (Not your style? Check out these Fluff Slippers that look like my Nana's carpet in the 80's).
Didn't want to leave the kids out — I mean, for the sale price of $68, you can snag these Ugg slippers for your kiddos (so they can grow out of them next month).
When I see this, I think “maybe $20?” ~ weeeell not this one! You can score this oversized dress for the sale price of $210.18. (Yup, the decimal is in the right place). But wait! That is 37% off…. better run and grab it before Tom Cruise does for his next Risky Business movie.
Wow – I mean, is there another word for these?? Check out these Trousers for the sale price of $159! These are great for the next 2 legged race, since it seems big enough to fit 2 legs in them!
And if you are looking for funny items, here are a few:
Screaming Goat Figure + Book oh my goodness this would be awesome for your goat loving friends!
When you're frustrated or upset, all you need is a little goat scream to instantly make you smile?? Just put this goat on your work desk, near your bed, or in your kitchen when you need a distraction or laugh!
Shower Coffee Cup Holder – You know for when you drink coffee in the shower….
Want to be able to enjoy your morning brew while getting fresh and clean? This hilarious Portable Shower Coffee Cup Holder will do the trick (no suction cups, adhesives, or wall mounts needed!). Some reviewers have used this in their hot tub to hold their favorite beverages, too. So funny!
Oh my word. This unique pencil sharpener will make a hilarious back to school item for the student who definitely “nose” a good novelty. 😂 They work great too ~ just stick a pencil up the nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! Several teachers use these for classroom rewards and say their students love picking these as a reward.
Check out a couple customer reviews –
“I bought these pencil sharpeners for my kindergarten class. They were worth every penny. With the thicker design, my students can grip them easily, plus they get a good laugh when using them.”
“Perfect for 4th graders! I bought these for a teacher and they’ve quickly become a great in-class reward. Sharpens nicely and when held right the shavings fall nicely into the trash.”
Red Crab Silicone Utensil Rest For Stove Top – You know for those crab lovers in your life!